Slippery Doorman 

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum

Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"

Slippery Doorman by coyney September 26, 2011

Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

Doorman Mike by mikezpizza May 6, 2018

Doorman 

A person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot

"_Hello, wanna come in?
_Yes please, thank you doorman."

Doorman by harlottracystarmorgan October 8, 2011

Doorbending

The act of bending some over a half door and then proceeding to make sweet love to them.

Boyfriend: I wanna spice things up tonight.

Girlfriend: Do you wanna go to Lowes and go doorbending?

Boyfriend: Hell fuckin' yeah!

Doorbending by Lostwo1f August 13, 2019

Doomentio 

Also known as Manuel Arturo Coronado Preciado, mexican youtube cartoon critic that is known to be a very famous lolcow on the spanish-speaking internet, he is homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, holocaust denier, racist, claims to be white despite being a mestizo...

"Dude you know about Doomentio?"
"Isn't that guy who every mexican that i have ever met make memes about?"

Doomentio by Queteimporta843 November 28, 2022

doorman discretion 

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

doorman discretion by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

friendly doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")

A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?

friendly doorman by jakester1234 January 1, 2011