annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface
"I hate your brother! he's such a doorknob!!!"
by The Music Beat October 29, 2011
(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.
"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"
by freshie_from_cali December 30, 2014
In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.
Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."

Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"

Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"
by Cataholic April 18, 2013
A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.
"He's such a doorknob! Did you say the way he was moving on that dance floor?"
by The Sass Attack May 20, 2010
a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls
Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."
by thedude222 October 14, 2009
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