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This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob. AHHH! Doorknob!
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a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her. SITUATION 1:
1. steve farts 2. bill: "doorknob!" 3. a fight ensues 4. steve touches a doorknob 5. life goes back to normal SITUATION 2: 1. steve farts 2. bill: "doorknob" 3. a fight ensues 4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob 5. steve never farts again SITUATION 3 1. steve farts 2. steve: "safety" 3. the room stinks and bill does nothing |
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A person who is sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in sexual relations with. That girl is a doorknob, everyone has had a turn.
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A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything. A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday A: you're such a doorknob sometimes |
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A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality. Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull. Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him. Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right? Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation. |
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A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger. I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.
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Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see? "That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"
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