a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

dworking 

Masturbating without porn, as based Andrea Dworkin would have wanted us to

After I realized how much the porn industry harms women, I decided on just dworking it from now on

dworking by Actual Feminism September 5, 2018

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

Doorkicker 

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances

Major League Doorkickers

Doorkicker by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009

slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

slick as snot on a doorknob by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

sock on the doorknob 

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

sock on the doorknob by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

dorkin out 

Immersing oneself in any activity normally considered "dorky" by cool people.

"Troy bought a new game and spent all day dorkin out on the computer"

dorkin out by Dorkino April 29, 2004