doorker 

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

doorker by poontang October 11, 2006

Dookey 

A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.

Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action

That new girl Jada smells like straight Dookey

OH DOOKEY JADA JUST SPILLED FOOD ON ME!!!

Dookey by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

God as Your Doorkeeper by MathPlus November 10, 2021

dookey breath 

Breath in excess smell of fecal matter, or feces.

Damn, that old lady breath stank she had dookey breath.

I'm going to go holla at that girl do I have dookey breath?

dookey breath by uptwnxs May 17, 2010

dorkeyness

A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.

Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!

dorkeyness by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

Dookeyshnops 

When you want someone to shut the fuck up. Commonly used In a ps4 or xbox party.

Cisco: dude you’re so garbage let’s 1v1
Oli: DOOKEYSHNOPS
Branden: *inaudible laughing*

Dookeyshnops by Chumsey69420 March 6, 2020

dookey-booty 

Dookey-booty, used usually in a game to replace "Dog water" or "This kid is TRASH". Dookey-booty means that someone is Free, Dog water, Dog shit, trash player, Bot, and that this kid's grandma is taking her clothes off distracting the player.

"THIS KID IS ACTUAL DOOKEY-BOOTY,"

dookey-booty by LTHL_FALCON December 28, 2021