knock on the doorgasm 

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.

"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"

knock on the doorgasm by fattmatt September 23, 2013

Doomgasm 

Orgasm like satisfaction directly resulting from one or multiple sources of ominous information.

Man, that thousand point dow drop just gave me a doomgasm.

Doomgasm by LATOC4LIFE May 20, 2010

doorgasm 

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

doorgasm by H.T.J April 7, 2005

Doomgasm 

Doomgasm (n)

What the preppers who have been camped out in their bunkers, monitoring the internet since 1999, sure that SOMETHING is about to happen, are currently experiencing.

I'm reading about this here Swine Flu/Monkey Rabies and I think I'm a-havin' a Doomgasm.

Giggity.

Doomgasm by GeneralisEMO April 28, 2009

doorgasm 

An orgasm brought on by listening to the doors

"so i was listening to riders on the storm the other day, and i guess the mood caught me right cuz i had a HUGE DOORGASM. it was great."

doorgasm by virginia mantooth January 9, 2009

dorgasm

Digital Orgasm. Orgasmic feeling people get when using their favorite digital electronics product(s).

You should see my new Pioneer 52" 1080p plasma panel. I had a dorgasm watching it last night!

dorgasm by todh January 3, 2009

Doorgasm 

doorgasm - The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

Doorgasm by Dishninja February 6, 2009