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Fear of not having the door shut all the way.

Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click
Is it so hard to shut the door all the way?! No one takes my Door Crackaphobia seriously
by November312 June 18, 2014

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