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Slippery Doorman 

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum
Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"
Slippery Doorman by coyney September 26, 2011
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Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".
Doorman Mike by mikezpizza May 6, 2018
A person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot
"_Hello, wanna come in?
_Yes please, thank you doorman."
Doorman by harlottracystarmorgan October 8, 2011
a cross between Dude and Man
hey Dooman wus up, that dooman is awsome
Dooman by JP Daley February 9, 2008
1. hey man

2. a way to call someone if you dont know his name

3. easier way to call someone over
yo "doodman" whats up!
doodman by Al Gonzalez December 27, 2004
The combination of the first part of dude that makes the do sound and man which is changed to sound mane (like a lions mane) for more effectiveness in speech. Not meant to be derogatory. It can be used as a greeting like "Dude!" or as a replacement for a name (see examples).
Yo, doomane, hand me that purple drank.
Fuck you doomane.

doorman discretion 

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.
I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.