Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

DooDoo Feces by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

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The Doodoo Leprechaun

The Doodoo Leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. When you are lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the Doodoo Leprechaun and you will have good luck for a whole fortnight! The greener the poo, the luckier you'll do!

Guy #1: Man, I just had a shit, and it was GREEN! Is something wrong with me?

Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!

Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----

The Doodoo Leprechaun by Justin Cow September 15, 2006

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doodoo fly

A fly that surrounds poop within minutes after dropping it off in the rugged woods. Also, very noticeable from the greenish/blue shiny look on its back.

Note: It is big in size and slow in speed...ie. retarded!

Before I could find a few good leaves, here came those damn doodoo fly(s)!

doodoo fly by William P. January 6, 2008