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1.
The University of New Jersey at Durham
Dook Sucketh.
by Doggie Fizzle July 11, 2003
 
2.
short for dookie; poop; waste; stool
"i really have to take a dook, lets go home."
by Buns McFarty April 28, 2005
 
3.
the noise which a ferret makes
dook dook dook
by BOYD1981 August 07, 2003
 
4.
Chuckling sound a ferret makes when excited, exploring, playing or war dancing. Resembles a rooster sound.
Fluffy dooks and chatters whenever she's excited.
by cracked April 12, 2005
 
5.
v. The act of taking a massive, smelly dump. Such a dump is often capable of ripping the anus.
Dude, I just took a HUUUUGE dook. I swear that first turd was the size of a lime!!! :-O ONO!!@#
by frieze July 14, 2003
 
6.
1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta dook.
by JD Christie February 25, 2004
 
7.
Someone who demands respect but gives none.
Dooks is at it again!
Respect! Idiot!
by MonkeyBoyDaniel April 03, 2011