"The male queef"
He who doofs is a doofus
Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(
Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!
Kyle: dude what the fuck!?
Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.
Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..
Jerry: and the steak....
Danielle: what didnt you doof on?
Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!