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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
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Naughty Doddy 

The American tradition of throwing a party on the 23rd night of December, used to expel all naughty spirits before Santa checks his list for the final time.
Guy 1: "You hitting the Naughty Doddy tonight?"
Guy 2: "Absolutely, I need to get rid of some naughty baggage before Christ is born."
Naughty Doddy by NaughtyDaddy December 7, 2019
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Doodie Hole

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!
Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

rood dood 

A dude that is in fact, rude.
rood dood by Foot2Face December 11, 2015

oodely doodely 

To be extremely happy, always willing to help. Over the top eagerness.
Ned Flanders- "We're Done-diddly-doodly-oodely doodely"
Richard Simmons is oodely doodely ready to help.
oodely doodely by amy1612 May 28, 2008

Brittany Dodds 

Brittany Dodds: Brittanys are beautiful, smart girls. They are shy sometimes, but once they feel comfortable around you, theyll open right up. They are a lot of fun, and they are always nice. They are always very down to earth, and stick with one close group of friends for most or all of their lives. They usually arent the most "popular" but they arent nerds. They dont act fake around people, they are who they are and they dont change. Sometimes they are self-conscious, but they have no reason to be. They might fix their hair at while at their school toilets, even when its perfect. They have the best laugh in the world, and their eyes are just remarkable. They always look pretty, even without trying, and when they do try, its amazing. They have great style: both in clothes in music. They usually like sweet , funny , attractive guys and you will be falling in love with one in no time, and although you may break her heart , she still has it in her soul to forgive you , and when she does, you MUST be there for her , you don't ever wanna lose a girl like brittany.
Bro , your so fuckin' fly , all the bitches be jealous, you got brittany Dodds,