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1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone
1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.
by Patrick April 19, 2005
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A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag
Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag
by sTaTe(IOM) November 28, 2007
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a female eater outer
caitlin u are a dooche bag!!!!
by Meghan June 15, 2004
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