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3. dooce
to be afflicted with constipation
"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."
by Angela L. Aug 14, 2005 add a video
1. dooce
To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.
Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.
by Marz Nov 17, 2004 add a video
2. dooce
To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced
Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.
by Ryan M. Mar 15, 2005 add a video
4. dooce
"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.
Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**
by Kay Nov 7, 2004 add a video
5. dooce
noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
by simon Jan 31, 2005 add a video
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