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22.
a jackass
nelson is a doober
by nelson October 19, 2003
 
1.
A marijuana cigarette. A variation of doobie.
Hey man, you want to spark up a doober?
by Pharaoh John October 10, 2006
 
2.
(Off South Park)

The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.
How long has it been since you had... doobers?
by Jeffro June 01, 2007
 
3.
A term used in Prehistoric times referring to a marijuana cigarette.
After the mammoth hunt, we'll smoke a dope doober.
by Chnk October 26, 2010
 
4.
n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork
"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober
by La Tigra April 18, 2004
 
5.
Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.
Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober
by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014
 
6.
The set of empty parenthesis required in Java or C++ syntax for method calls with no parameters.
"Dude, no wonder your code won't compile, you forgot the doobers on the asString() method call!"
by TimS May 11, 2005
 
7.
n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.
That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!
by Mbarz March 04, 2012