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an epic coagulation of seminal fluids
Ivan is a very big doo wad.
by mattofusa March 27, 2007
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A person who frequently displays immense stupidity and a disturbing lack of all common sense. A person who is chronically engaging in asinine behavior without recognizing that said behavior is, in fact, asinine.
After carefully observing the situaiton, the man's friends deemed him to be a doowad due to the troubling facts that the man lived with his parents well into his fourties, and that he was almost always unemployed.
by Major Dansby April 04, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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