dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.

Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"

Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

dont start the fire unless you want the smoke by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing 

If you do not wish to suffer the consequences of your provocative actions, do not pursue your current course of action. Taunt implying, "you started it."

An accusation, as in the movie, Men in Black, where Agent J tells the bug he started trouble by coming to Earth "snatching up galaxies." Specifically, in the movie, the galaxy is hidden on a cat's collar (Orion's "belt").

"Why did you have to come here snatching up galaxies and everything? There would not have been any trouble if you had not done that. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing," Agent J, Men in Black

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing by Phoenixinline98 January 6, 2019

Don't start nothing won't be nothing

A warning to others stating that if an altercation is to be avoided than they should cease acting in a provacative manor.

Don't start nothing won't be nothing by r34lp0l1t1k June 20, 2003

don't start now 

A song by Queen Dua lipa. Which was robbed for song of the year. An amazing song with great lyrics and edm. A perfect pop song by a pop queen.

Don't show up, Don't come out, Don't start caring about me now. Walk away, you know how, don't start caring about me now. dua dua, don't come out. dua dua, Don't start now.
-queen dula peep

don't start now by Miss Dula Peepa June 9, 2021

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016

Don't Let's Start

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
When you are alone
You are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful

They want what they're not, and I wish they would stop singing
"Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa
Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa"
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

Don't Let's Start by Txorromorro March 4, 2025