dont ask, dont tell relationship 

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

dont ask, dont tell relationship by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015

dont ask, dont tell relationship 

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.

"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."

dont ask, dont tell relationship by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015

Don't Ask 

A thought which often escapes idiots staring at a stranger struggling to walk. "What happened to you?" they say, before launching into the saga of their torn knee ligament, oblivious to the possibility that their prey has been disabled for decades and doesn't wish to answer appallingly inappropriate questions, nor needs your brilliant advice.

Don't ask, she thought. Don't fucking ask.

Don't Ask by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2023

don't ask me the color of anything 

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

don't ask me the color of anything by hardal June 18, 2022

Don't ask, Don't tell 

A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can land you in deep trouble.

Example 1-
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?

Bob- Nahh. I live by the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!

Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally flunked the test?

Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.

Don't ask, Don't tell by BobsMyMan July 20, 2010

Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

Don't Ask, Just Smell by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010

oh mary, don't ask! 

Homosexual subculture expression where one over the edge gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man

QUESTION: So where is the autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?
REPLY: Oh Mary, don't ask! After I rode the train for two fucking hours out to Port Jefferson, that fucking tight assed bitch wouldn't sell it to me.

oh mary, don't ask! by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005