Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.