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1. don't tase me, bro
A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)
Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!
2. dont tase me bro
What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!
3. dont... me, bro
A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."
The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"
4. don't tase me bro
an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.
"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"
5. don't tag me bro!
similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.
omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"
6. That's a clown question, bro.
Made famous by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals. When asked if he was going to drink a beer, Harper who is only 19, replied with "That's a clown question, bro." Has since become a favorite on twitter and Facebook.
"Do you think Megan Fox would look good in a bikini?"
"That's a clown question, bro."

"Should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?"
That's a clown question, bro. Of course we should smoke 2!
7. don't tase me bro
somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him
"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh owww.."
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