|1.||don't swing that way|
A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.
Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...
Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.
|2.||I dont swing that way|
I am not that sexuality. Mostly said as in I am not homosexual.
Man: Want to go out to dinner sometime?
Man: Sorry I dont swing that way, I'm straight.
Man: Oh ok, no problem.
|3.||I don't swing that way|
saying you ain't gay/lesbian
"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"
|4.||I don't swing that way|
Meaning you not gay and never will be.
1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.
Lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream fuck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. Widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. Biffy Clyro are currently touring for their new album puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd album vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd album infinity land. this album is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
Simon is also a proud surporter of Aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.
(sorry cant think of any other names)
dick:"hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band Biffy Clyro who play "theres no such thing as a jaggy snake"?"
dom: Simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!"
|6.||shozzle my nozzle|
Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.
Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1
Socially gay is when a straight guy has the ability to notice if a female friend has changed her hair colour, or bought new shoes, but wont allow the gay guy across the room to shove his cock up your arse!
thanks to Jimmy Carr for definition!
Straight Guy: hey.. wow, i like your new shoes!
Girl: awww thanks!!
Gay Guy: hey man!
Straight Guy: i dont swing that way mate.
Girl: he is just so socially Gay
Girl 2: Yeah i know! and he is straight!