| 1. | wet giraffed | ||
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When a women squirts on a mans penis. Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.
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| 2. | runescape | ||
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jesus where can i start,
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1.annoying 12 year olds. 2.nerds who think they are popular because they have 50 people in their clan that only like them cuz of there "mage". 3.people who talk tough behind the computer because they cant say stuff to your face. 4.more addicting then heroine, crack, and cocaine combined. I used to play this lame ass game, it really touched my social life to where i would want to stay home instead of go make out with girls at the movies or something sweet. I managed to quit and I havent played in about a year and i really dont miss it. Don't even try it out, if you see an ad with runescape on it close the damn page. I even paid to become a member, and my friends never found out i played because if they did i would become a loser. since i quit i gained 53 pounds of muscle and have a really hot girlfriend, and am a sophomore in high school playing varsity basketball, all because i quit and found better things to do in life. Seriously in this game they all call people noobs which makes them sound like a homosexual, you go into this place called varrock where in the center you will find people paying runescape money for someone to be their girlfriend, only to be crushed when there "girlfriend" runs off with the money or turns out to be a boy. I actually saw a case where in the back of some block looking castle (aka lumbridge castle) a dude had payed 3m gp for a girl to become his girlfriend. heres what i saw boy: i gave you 3m gp so i guess you... |
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| 3. | To Belly Someone | ||
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To speak so close to someone while emphatically making a point that your belly presses against them. Used predominantly in making a point, or to add emphasis while putting someone in their place. most effective for putting subordinates in their place. Also done while the bellier is standing and bellie is sitting at a chair face belly high. Jake was talking about his favorite downtown restaurant and Will came over looking to belly someone and bellied him for thinking he knows about good food, he really put him in his place. Will is going to belly someone if they dont bring us to the front of this line.
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| 4. | Cuban Link | ||
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A Ceban Emcee That Used To Be part of terror squad But got kicked out by fat joe because of a "confrontation" but it was actually because of fat joes jealousy because cuban link is the better emcee and fat joe didn't let him make an album cuz everyone in ts is better then him cuban link had a fight wit fat joe and fat joe sliced his face wit the ts chain cuban link is a great emcee second to the late great big pun fat joe is a jealous fat bitch
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Letter To Pun cuban link What up twin Im just sittin back man thinking about all the good times we had Theres a lot of things been going on since you been gone I just thought it was time for me to sit down and write you a letter You know what I am sayin, a letter from the heart Yo, yo Before I take a shot, I always make a toast to the sky Blow some smoke in the air so we both can get high At night I hold my rosarys tight and hope to get by Close my eyes and ask the lord why he chose you to die Though, I believe in God, I chose my own road cause of pride I dont abide to no bible cause most of them lie Lifes like a roller coaster ride, just try to hold on and drive Its all about surviving, one day we all gonna die I tried to hide all these feelings I was holding inside Cause they always told me thugs aint suppose to cry And show their emotional side But, it soaked up my eyes Cause I never had nobody really close to me die Couldnt understand it at first, so how do this work You were just here full of cheer, now I'm following your hearse Its outta this earth, I felt like I was damn with a curse Had to light candle in church to handle the hurt In retrospect, I always respect the man that you were A man of your word that always put his family first With talent superb all you want... |
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| 5. | soccer | ||
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1. The most popular sport in the world
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------------------------------------- 2. A game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike 'American Football' where they stop 'playing' every 2 minutes). It involves speed, strength, skill as well as a shit load of practice and dedication. If you've never played it and you're bashing it anyway, get the fuck off your ass and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. It's harder than it looks, jackass. ----------------------------------- Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about! Soccer player: *Punches lazy fuck in the face* -------------------------------------- 3. The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following: --------------------------------- 1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way 2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen 3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands. ------------------------------------- When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection. ------------------------------ Soccer pwns american ... |
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