|1.||don't mug yourself|
ok so here we go, this was first coigned by a british urban group with a twist called 'the streets' when it became the title of possibly the best song on their first album 'original pirate material'. Essentially the phrase means 'dont shoot yourself in the foot by getting obsessed with a girl who isnt worth it.' - dont be a mug, quite simply, GET A GRIP!
the corus from the streets' song:
"Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred
I know you cant stop thinking of her
By all means you can vibe with this girl
But just don't mug yourself, thats all don't mug yourself. "
being an arse and doing things that make u worse off. such as stealing from yourself.
dont mug yourself
dont mug yourself. the huns on the third floor are giving it a debriefing as we speak. approach the danger, cause im the motherfucken notorious d r e
gimme back the fucken mug you cocksuckers
To fool someone, to be fooled
for the other meanings see above
''Dont mug yourself'' - The streets lyrics
|5.||true "black women"|
first of all i'd like to say black people arent even black...come on... they are are BROWN last time i checked even the darkest of pigments were still brown...i even know some indians(from india) who are darker than alot of black people but they never get called black do they. thats cool.. anywaysmore...
true black women
1 respect their families by honoring their last name(not goin out makin a fool of yourself to embarass your parents)
2 dont go into a mcdonalds and post up with their friends in the back screamin "yo tell me why dis bitch gun call my phone da ovah day..i was whilin dat bitch yo" and dont evn order anything in the mcdonalds..probably in there to impress some black guy workin at the counter at the time so make sure they are EXTRA loud
3 dont "mean mug" any other black girl they see out of hatred or because shes (obviously hatin) jus for looking their way.. and if they are dark skin hate every light skin girl with good hair because shes "probably a stuck up bitch who think she better den me..fucc?"
4 dont have to "dress to impress" everytime they step out of the house..even to the car
5 not ashamed of their natural hair. for example:
me: hey mama! i like ur hair! how did u do that.. it was rele short yesterday and now its halfway down ur back! is that all yours?
the black girl: umm.. why da fucc u wanna kno bitch..? it aint yuh hair is it? arite den mind yuh fuckin business.. nd i bought it didnt i so dat shit IS all mines..so now.. get da fuck out my face f...
Iranians in the US refer to themselves as Persians.more...
Iranians/Persians living in the US are said to have some of these stereotypes (although I dont have most of them!)
1. at your party you play techno songs the whole freakin' night.
2. you drink tea at the end of the night to sober up
3. You remove the 318 emblem from your BMW and install M3 wheels on the car.
4. You brag to your friend that your BMW was shipped from Germany
5. You keep your black leather jacket on the whole night at the party
eventhough it's warm as hell
6. Your parents always call you to help them fill out form that are in English
7. Your parents always complain about the food at the local persian
restaurant eventhough they go there every weekend
8. All your persian friends are DJ's
9. You talk in an italian NY style dilect.."yo, ha yoo doin?"
10. After 15 years of marriage, your mother still calls your wife "Aroos"
11.If you talk behind your wife with your mother.
12. If you dress up to go to grocery store.
13. If you go to a concert but never see the singer and stay in the
hallways with your drink checking out girls.
14. You know Amoo Noo Ruz and Haji Firooz will start a light saber
fight with the Mullahs and restore the persian jedi order!
15. If you smoke five packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
16. If you pronounce "Sure": SHOOR
17. If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
18. If you watch Iranian programs on TV, but always nag about them.
19. If you ...