When a girl wants to pleasure you by licking, sucking your penis. Often times, teens dont know how to do this, so they practice a lot. They often times forget to be moving her hand up and down on the part of the penis her mouth cant reach, which will help the ejactulation process. Some girls enjoy, some dont, luckily, my girl doesnt mind it at all.
Advice to all guys: while getting head, make sure to stay very "focused" and into it, and think about how fucking awesome it is while its happening, and just how good it feels, it will make it even better, and during the orgasm, enjoy! It is the best, but, you might not feel the best right after, like, you will feel a little "unhorny", but thats normal. Make sure to love your girl, because she definately cares enough to do this to you. My advice: go down on her too, if she wants it.
Holy shit man, I got head last night, and I am reliving it over and over.
Complete and utter wanker. Does not think before he speaks and never accepts any form of responsibility. If he does, he usually fucks it up (Iraq).
Usually found in papers in the form of a comic strip, this comic is usually a piss take of how he runs the country.
He banned hunting, but lets not get into that.
Has a great relationship with George Bush, similar to a dog and a tree.
"I dont mind Labour, i do mind HIM"
|3.||North End Connections|
The North End Connections are a musical group, call them rap if you want... but they are just a bunch of natives, singing songs about how drunk, dirty and stupid natives are. They are from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, native central.
Their name comes from the area of town that most dirty natives come from, the North End, the shittiest part of Winnipeg, besides Transcona.
Their most popular song is "The RCMP always chases me", it talks about the every day activities of a stinky native, huffin gas, robbin shit, curb stompin white kids, shaking babies and so forth.
If you want to hear this hilarity go on Limewire and search them up, songs are; "the RCMP always chases me", "Imtermission" and "100 natives runnin".
North End Connectionsmore...
The RCMP always chases me:
Once apon a time
it happened last week,
You hear something?
ah fuck, Dammit!
fuckin busted again
...okay what did i do?
The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,
The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,
and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;
like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-
-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee
i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,
Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!
I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name
drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same
im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench
Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.
The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!
The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!
The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!
The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.
One who stuffs a chuff
to : have anal sex, a butt fuck, pack fudge, mine marmite, take the old dirt road, win a double rollover, go to brown town, black eye.
Ginger kid: Hmm thats a nice ass on that black man
Black man: thankyou son fancy a go?
Ginger kid: yeah sure dont mind if i do
Black man: you sick chuff stuffer
|5.||lords of dogtown|
a good movie about the zephyr boys skating and skateboarding. only known now because of that Emilie dude that everyone loves so much and is so "cute". i dont like the movie for that guy. i like it for the skating and all the other cool stuff. so if you only watched the movie for that guy and the other stuff at parties that had nothing to do with what the movie was all about, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE and quit posting things about him on this site because you are officially a fake idiot. i dont mind if you post things abut other things you really like, but if you post things about movies that you only enjoy for the actors, you suck. S.U.C.K spell that out
PREPPY GIRL: OMG i so love the movie lords of... cattown! the actor who plays the blonde hair guy is so hot!
ME: shut up poser, you dont even know what lords of dogtown is about
PREPPY GIRL: yes i do! its about teenage love!!!
ME: idiot *punch*
After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.
lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t
devlops durring the ages of (3-4).becomes part of the unconscious and sensors the EGO implementing moral values into the descions we make so we dont use pathalogical behavior to get what we want.the super Ego is formed by the childs parrents emphisis on what is wrong and what is right. the super Ego is stronger in boys because of "castration anxiety" or the fact that the father is to the male child a big authority figure. girls usuly have a small super ego and are more Ego-tystical then boys because of "penis envy",and less disapline by the father figure is present since the female child does not have oeddipus issues.the super ego in some people never devlop and if it is not present at all that person becomes a maglomaniac.a healthy psyche(rare to find) is balanced.
(females pysche at work)-weak super Egomore...
girl:im rich and i vote republican
because it helps me and i dont mind if it hurts others,and if some one gotta a problem then fuck those bastards.(sortive like that bitch ann coulter)
(although girls tend to block off other needs so they can be greedy it still causes emotional problems for them so they feel guilty alot.
(male pysche at work)strong super ego
boy:i guess ill vote democrat its the right thing to do,i mean even though im rich i should sacerfice some things for others even though it may hurt me a little.(although conscious of what they are doing knowing that it may not bennift them boys tend to feel good about there descions since in the past there parrents would have rewarded them for a good moral descion who play more of a role in male pysche).these exmples explain why females have more emotional problems then men although a male minorty may suffer from more problems(then a male whos not a minorty) it usualy because racism hurts there self-a-steam.weak social conditions can also damage the male psyche a good example is a pimp may never have been through the oeddipus stages because there father was in jail.with out the father figure in the pimps life he usuly has a hard time showing compasion towards females since the pimps mother was the parrent autharian figure who he would conflict with.thus when the mother is domminant in the males super ego the male may become a pimp or somebody who is unable of showing effe...