a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.
male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even
"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.
"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
Short version of Don't even bother
2: Don't even
One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.
"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"
exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid
female that has just felt your cock
brush her anus
. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.
Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.