|1.||Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2|
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or CoDMN2 will be coming out Monday November 10 2009 in the US. It is an INFINITY WARD game just like Call of Duty 4. It is not Call of Duty 5 Modern Warfare 2. It is CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2!!! Not even Call of Duty 6. That's not really right to call it that.
-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6
-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
-y should I call it that
-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way
dont call dont message...a more specific form of "brb"
The manager is busy DCDM him.
|3.||Call of duty 4|
Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.
Call of duty 4more...
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit
CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!
Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.
CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!
Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....
CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?
Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.
CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.
Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.
CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!
dont call moms home
djsha12: hey whats up?
|5.||Call out my Government|
to utilize ones full birth name ie first and last name
Scott to Robert Rick: "Hey Robert Rick whats going on"
Robert: "Yo, Dont call out my Government"
|6.||Call Of Duty|
A silly video game played by teenage and adult men. This game is addicting for two reasons. One: To stop men from having a life. Two: A punishment from God to make sure men never have sex.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.
Call of duty is beast man.
Only if you never wanna get some!
|7.||Call Of Duty Lines|
Lines that appear on belly when hunching to play Call of Duty (CoD for short) or other multiplayer games. Sometimes looks like a six pack.
#1 Hey dude, nice six pack! How did you get it?
#2 Dont tell anyone, but these are Call of Duty lines...
#1 Oh, well it really looks like a six pack.
#2 Yea i play CoD too much.