| 1. | the hutley | ||
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The critics write many names for the hutley. Some may be known by 'hutz', 'jhutz', 'h-rails' or 'h-man', their followers hang off every word and enemies fear their awesome power. To describe the hutley requires more than words. They excrete the scent of man from every pore on their bodies, and have come up with more catch phrases than warnie has taken test wickets.
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Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this. You know you've got a Hutley when: you hear any of the following original catch-phrases: ur either man or ur not are u a man or a mouse cunt im a maniac i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want) u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac is this cunt serious? does this cunt wanna die? im in the realm of mad cunt uve gotta man up sometime in your life there are no pacts between lions and men fight now or fight later? thats a blatant lie u feel? im not a mathemagican im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk) u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you ... |
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| 2. | Lunchable | ||
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Is a beer that can be defined in many differant terms. Hard Lunchable, Lunchable Light. Mom,
Going to a picnic with pete at the baseball field, dont worry we already have a supply of lunchables. |
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| 3. | Ape Boy | ||
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A character in the awesome Insane Clown Posse film who attempts to rob "Donut Hut." This part was supposed to be played by Jamie Madrox (James Spaniolo), but was substituted by Violent J(Joseph Bruce). Ape Boy's famous line:
"I'm in a ape suit! that means I dont give a FUCK!!!!" |
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| 4. | scotland | ||
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A country of purple heathered mountains, the freshest, most crisp and pure water in the uk, deep, mysterious lochs, ancient forest, spectacular wildlife and of course inhabited by a race of people who are decended from the ancient celts....a hardy bunch of warriors who have been feared the world over, since the great roman invasion. you may find none of this list associated with england. it is quite obvious that the old chip on the shoulder started with our neighbours to the south. so jealous of scotlands quality, its fertile land, its beauty....that they wanted it for themselves. well...you're nae fucking getting it....just to emphasise the message our ancestors gave to yours. first along came the romans. the most powerful empire the ancient world has seen. over the english channel they sailed, landing in the south of england. one or two swishes of their swords and they had control over it all.....apart from the north. to the north lay a landscape that became more forrested, mountainous and mysterious. so, the romans arrived in what is now scotland. to cut a long history lesson short.....there were many skirmishes in which the romans had won and lost. but the basic craic was that the natives scared the shit out of them so much....they had to build walls to mark the extremity of their empire....and to keep out the natives from invading them! the natives were named 'picts', or 'pictii'. this reffered to the fact they painted themselves blue with shapes and images of animals. in true celtic style....they went into battle naked....not really giving a shit. weapons of choice: spears, big huge swords and shields. also deadly charriots. we have a story to tell about the roman invasion....not only were the english not there....but they cant claim to have succeeded in repelling the worlds most powerful empire! i think they may be jealous. later along the time line the 'scotti' of antrim, northern ireland, migrated the short crossing to argyll and... more...
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| 5. | rap is crap | ||
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RaP is crap:
The typical gansta rapper feels that going to prison is a right of passage. They lack education, common sense , manners and good dressing habits. A great many of the Rappers of this time are homophobes who are in fact closeted homosexuals. Names such as 50 cent and Snoop dog are but only 2 names on the list of several homosexual/pedophile rappers who publicly object to homosexuality yet behind close doors engage in homosexual acts. Rappers such a snoop dog and 50 cent are known for having drug additions such as the use of crack cocaine that in effect warps their minds. With out rock, there would be no rap these days. Why? because rappers have to sample rock so that they can fortify their no-talent form. Rap is crap because unlike rock- Rap people dont know how to write music or even play an instrument. <a record player is not an istrument> Examples of instruments: Gibson electric guitar. saxaphone. madalin. cello. these require musical training. The best example I can state of rap is crap is the following:
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I was in a pawn shop looking at an electric guitar. The kid behind the counter was playing some kind of free style thing. Just for kicks I played some heavy metal power chords on a fat strat along with it It sounded pretty good to him so he jumped over the counter and grabbed a guitar and asked me to show him how to play what I played. SO I showed him and he said. ”no no where do I put my fingers on the thing here with the strings?” I said “well sparky your gonna need to spend a few years learning how to play” I spent a few minutes with him showing him how to play some simple chords but his fingers got sore and he quit. See you rapper people can not compete with rockers and never will. What we do requires talent and technical ability. All that rappers know is how to spout obscenities and scratch records. Sample our tunes because they don’t have the ability to put musical notation to paper, read music or even sing in the correct key. Bands like Styx, Fleetwood mac, Queen and the Dobbies Wrote their own music note by note. They made their own beats with drums- not computers. And played real instruments- pianos guitars etc. What a rapper does is sample or bastardise someone else’s music because they lack the ability to do it on their own. People who say that rap is crap are not prejudice and to say they are is theater of the absurd and further proof of how uneducated one is for spouting that. ... |
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| 6. | Jebro | ||
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Often referred to as Jebro Christ, is a worker of many miracles. Cousin of Jesus Christ.
Often heard saying "the revolution is commin' and How boutcha' Many of his followers are awaiting "the" miracle which is the absolute extermination of all races who are not white. Also can be heard using "whoa" as a common greeting. Hypersensitive to sugar, possibly his only weakness next to whitnessing inter-racial sexual acts. "hey Jebro how are ya?" "Whoa!"
Person: Whats up Jebro? Jebro Christ: Howboutcha Person: fuck this place Jebro: Dont worry the Revolution is a commin |
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| 7. | B.B.C. | ||
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Bitches Be Crazy - B.B.C. A shortened version of bitches be crazy, as used in various movies such as The Heartbreak Kid. Mike: " dude why is your girl so mad?"
John" i dont know man, B.B.C." Charles" hey girl" Girl:" dont talk to me" Charles:" what the hell? B.B.C" |
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