| 1. | don't bang on me | ||
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to humiliate someone publicly on the book of "F" -dont bang on pham's F-book
-im so pissed someone just banged on my F-book -OMG i cant wait to bang on pham's F-book -why do you want to be my friend on facebook........don't bang on me |
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| 2. | perfect stanger | ||
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we you are fucking a girl in the dark and your buddy is outside and you tell the girl you are going to be right back and you go get your friend and slap his hand and he starts fucking the girl you just were fucking and then you go outside to the window and knock on the window and wave to her and she would is going to freak out when she notices someone else fucking her. hey man i got this girl and we both bout to fuck her. How man she dont wanna fuck me? oh yess she's not going to kno were going to pull a perfect stanger. im going to start fucking her first with the lights off by my window then ill tell her ill be right back and then you walk in and start fucking her and ill go outside to my window and way to her and take a picture of her face :)
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| 3. | Nick Lachey | ||
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It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag! You want to join a boyband then once you get big, go solo and sing like a faggot?? Dude, dont go Nick Lachey on me
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| 4. | Atheist | ||
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The belief in atheism means that someone who believes so strongly in their own wisdom and knowledge that they refuse to aknowledge the existence of God. These people will say that God can't logically exhist. Example: Out of everything there is to know ever, the average person knows MAYBE 1% of all of it. In the other 99%, dont you think that there could be proof that God exists. Of course if you're a strong atheist, then this doesnt matter, because you refuse to believe in God. The one who created the very hairs on your head. Atheism just doesnt make logical sense. Atheist: Hmm, where did all of this world come from? I think that a mass trillions of years ago was all collected in one place, which finally came apart due to some kind of explosion, by chance...
God: wouldnt it just make more sense to know that I created it all? That everything you know and more was simply imagined by me? Just a thought... |
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| 5. | Italian Mafia Chick | ||
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a short Italian girl who plans on taking over The Berg! she goes by the name of "Kaitlin" but shes better known as the ITALIAN MAFIA CHICK! she stays up late on the phone and plans her invasion! Italian Mafia Chick "no i dont want any pizza! dont make me call the union!! im part of the italian mafia!!! BANG BANG!!!!!!" pizza guy "but ahhh...." -IMC shoves the pizza in the pizza guys ear- "hey fat ass eat some fat ass free salad!"
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| 6. | Fetal War | ||
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The Incliningly disturbing act in which two or more unborn fetus' engage in the act of war, which may include such actions as turf wars, kiddnapping, "gang banging", pack rape, drive by's and black mailing, Every year there is a reported average of 8,513,328 deaths from this traumatising act of war every year, Through scientific research show that this may be the reason for the thining numbers of twins, tripplet,quadtuplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, setuplets, octuplets, nontuplets and dodecatuplets. It has also been said, that on christmas day they put their war/s aside and engage in a friendly game of soccer, this is in respect to those fetus' who died in the great fetal war of '96 in which 2,000,000 odd fetus' lost thier lives defending their womb, in 150,000 different women/man. Examples of what a Fetal War may be like:
Fetal Gang #1: Им дешава те убити лудака! Fetal Gang #2: AHHH! за мать Россия! Fetal Gang #3: Yo fools dont make me be drive byin yo unborn asses. Fetal Gang #4:イル鋼の刃と私と私の大きなホンダの市民を殺す Fetal Gang #5:ام هل ستكون ضربة! Fetal Gang #6:Sind Sie jüdisch? Hagel Hitler / Feten! |
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| 7. | The White Tie Affair | ||
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The most Amazing Pop Rock band around! Hometown:Chicago suburbs IL. Lead singer-Chris Wallace
Guitar-Sean P Drums-Tim McLaughlin Bass-Ryan Cook KeyBoard-Ryan McClain. The band Toured with Warped Tour 09 and many more all within the same year (2009) while they might not be well known now they're sure to blow up soon. Just go on Youtube and look up the song Candle by them make sure you get the video the 2009 version. Girl to boy-hey have you heard of that band from warped?
Boy-which one? 3OH!3? Girl- No the other one with the really hot lead singer. Boy-hotter then me?....... Girl- OH HELL YEA.....I mean....no... Boy- well i dont think i want to hear of them them Girl- god jealous much? Boy-STFU!!!.....and i think your thinking of the white tie affair... Girl- YEAH!!!! That's it!!! they are sooo hot and nice too!! Boy-yeah whatever...... Girl-I'd bang em all Boy-......I'm leaving now..... Girl-Jealous Bastard.... |
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