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downside watson 

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.
"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."
On the downside, the outcome does not appear all that promising.
downside by Hercolena Oliver March 21, 2009
A small village in Surrey, England, where old people and chavs make up 99% of the population.
"Downside is the only village where you can be invited in for tea in the morning, and have your legs broken in the afternoon."
Downside by Surreyindefs March 18, 2017

Downside equity 

(noun) - an asymmetrical business arrangement, usually in employment, where the risks of loss are concentrated on the employee to ensure that the employee has guaranteed losses on any business reversals and contingent returns on any positive developments.
You have mountains of downside equity in that contract. The partners can deduct from your paycheck to make you eat the cost of delays that the partners exclusively control. They can swallow your commission if their client doesn't pay. They can even recapture from your future salary any underpayment with the negative carry-forward that they've imposed. On the whole, you're just a sharecropper with a JD.

doonside 

Is a small suburb between Mount Druitt and Blacktown. Locals call it '2767' or 'doony'. This place includes Featherdale Wildlife Park, Nurragingy Reserve, IGA, Doonside station, mean as Kebab shop on Hill End Rd, local schools e.g. Doonside Tech also a private SDA school called Mountain View Adventist College or 'MVAC' (my old school). The place is known for the boys, lads or hooligans who hang around Doonside station and say '' 1v1 me bro'' or ''sole, lets go one outz'' and even ''brah can you take a picture of the squad in front of the 'WELCOME TO DOONSIDE'' graffiti wall.
bruh where ya at?
I'm at doonside
lets go for a drive at doony
you reppin that 67 on that music video, aye?
always 67 brah, my one & only hometown.
doonside by 67reppin July 30, 2016
To comparing the size of one's penis to a toothpick.

Antonym: donal

Related Words: don deutsc, done-bag, donee, dondling, donation, donard, donaldo, donaldology
1) I thought my penis was super small until I decided to do a little donsizing.

2) "Oh my GOD! It was so small," she said. " I couldn't even donsize it!"

3) Donsizing was just the first step in the downward spiral towards becoming a gum guzzling nickel whore.
Donsize by Argos TheDog March 7, 2012