Monkeytail Beard 

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

Monkeytail Beard by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

DonkeyPalooza 

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

DonkeyPalooza by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.

That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.

Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

Russian donkey tail 

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail

Russian donkey tail by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 2, 2019

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

donkey tail by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

donkeyballs by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

monkeytail 

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

monkeytail by R L D November 2, 2006