donkeysaur 

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.

That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

donkeysaur by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009

Donkey Slap 

to slap one in the face with a male's genitalia

"Yo. You know that ho madison, totally pulled my cock out of her mouth and donkey slapped her bitch ass, she got a scrotom outline on her left cheek."

Donkey Slap by Zachthebamf March 31, 2009

Donkeysauce 

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"

Donkeysauce by bigtimingcomedy June 1, 2018

Donkeyflaps 

When women's labia (pussylips) are loose and flimsy, almost like saloon doors

"Karen's donkeyflaps almost suffocated me last night"

Donkeyflaps by Chickenbot December 14, 2009

donkeyflange 

Insult/Slang-Noun: donkeyflange, the flange of a donkey. Not used in polite company. used as an insult for a person you dont like very much

"You donkeyflange, why did you do that"

donkeyflange by Mr. Matt Hall April 20, 2006

donkeyrapeingshiteater 

Coined during the South Park film, donkeyrapingshiteater has become a useful term to insert at pretty much any point during a conversation with a cunt.

"I say, you're a terrible cunt aren't you?"
"Yes, but you, forsooth, are a donkeyrapingshiteater."

donkeyrapeingshiteater by skunkmonkey_uk September 22, 2003

donkeysmash 

n. a elaborate powermove, perfomed in stopped traffic, that involves slamming into the car behind you to gain the advantage in traffic. Often used to evade a pursuer.

Dude, did you see Delron donkeysmash that narc? He fucked him up! Yeah... he definately got away!!

donkeysmash by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006