| 1. | Donkey's Revenge | ||
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Donkey's revenge is when a girl has been donkey punched and decides to get revenge. While receiving anal sex from the male, she has a friend sneak into the room and just as the male is reaching climax, her friend punches the male in the back of the head, interrupting his orgasm and hopefully making him think twice before he tries a donkey punch again. Angry about the fact that Peter had donkey punched her the previous week, the next time they had anal sex, Charlotte had her friend Bella come into the room and smash Peter in the back of the head just as he reached orgasm. After being on the receiving end of the Donkey's Revenge, Peter decided against Donkey Punching his girlfriend in the future.
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| 2. | Pornkeys | ||
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Donkeys that are part of the hard core porn industry. She trains pornkeys.
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| 3. | Urbanspam | ||
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Submitted UrbanDictionary definitions which editors reject because they do not comply with the guidelines. Ivana: I was editing the other night on UrbanDictionary, and I rejected 1102 urbanspams in a row!
Nigel: Haha! I feel like urbanspamming. I will write a definition named after Bobby, that guy who annoys me because I have no social life. I will write that to do a "bobby" is to fornicate with wild donkeys! Haha! Revenge of the nerds! Humphrey: Haw haw! I'm so witty I'll write up a definition of an inside joke nobody else will understand but me! Heehaw! Generic Asshole: Oh... so urbanspamming is not telemarketing city-dwellers? I must be another dumbass who takes things too literally. Like I got third-degree burns after going out of the frying pan and into fire! Mind you, I could only fit half a buttock into my George Foreman grill. Someone make a word up to describe people like me. Stephanie: Some editors are lazy and click "yes" for every definition without even reading it... I'm beginning to lose faith in humanity! Oh wait, there wasn't any to begin with... |
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