a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
#donkey #dick #shylock #donkey dick #huge penis
by Gnome November 21, 2005
1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.

2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".

3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.

4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).

5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.

6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) "Oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
#perfection #life #big #influential #donkey
by bigbootyhoe96 October 20, 2014
A huge cronic nugget, the size and shape of a donkey's dick.
Man, nice plant. Look at that donkey dick nugget on top. I can't wait to smoke that.
#pot #weed #nugget #dope #cronic #dank
by Dr. Dumazz August 13, 2008
A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.
"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"
#donkey #dick #cigar #fire #spliff
by Paytheline May 14, 2007
a term used to describe those with little or no intelligence
oh Martin , you such a donkey-dick!
#donkey #donkey dick #donkey-dick #dick #donk
by Dave3152 February 14, 2008
Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.
The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.
#army slang #animal references #vulgar #genitalia #flashlight
by ForbesK April 12, 2006
a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .
wow, he really is a donkey dick!


cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!
#nial #peter #carrot #andrew #soup
by andyt December 08, 2005
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