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(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.
1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."
by Cabji September 27, 2003
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The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.
My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!
by Shreklady March 29, 2013
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A Donkey is a slang word for someone from Guernsey in the British Channel Islands.
"Donkeys" is often shouted in good sport at local inter-insular (inter-island) sports matches against Jersey. People from Jersey are called Crapauds.
by The one and only Guern February 04, 2010
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a term used to describe an inept staffer to an ineffective Congressman or Representative.
Those donkeys in Filner's office wouldn't know a Resolution from Shinola.
by Alfonz B. Man May 27, 2006
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something or someone that is big and goofy-looking.
"yo man that teachers hair looks like it just came out of a tornado. soo0o0o donkey."
"haha that shiit is so donkeyed out, the apple looks like oprahs saggy ass AND its blue"
by michael oslon February 27, 2007
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The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.
This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.
by MI10 September 15, 2011
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A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!
I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull
by amcoolasferk. January 11, 2011
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