| 1. | dirty troll | ||
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The dirty troll is when you dont clean your foot for 4 weeks. Make sure your toe nails are long.And ur faving sex u take ur dick out and kick your foot in here pussy Hey i gave your mom the dirty troll
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| 2. | Monkey Troll | ||
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Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance. Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).
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| 3. | Swamp Donkey | ||
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1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony. 2. Antithesis of everything good. Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair. Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive. Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately? Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer. |
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| 4. | Sea Donkey | ||
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Personnel of the Navy of female orientation. These persons are the scum of the earth. Normally resembling the physical appearance of a troll with an over abundance of body hair, and fat. These persons normally partake in activities such as sucking dick, getting run through, and poor heigenic practices. 90 percent of females enlisted in the Navy are sea donkey.
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| 5. | nizum-noob | ||
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A retarded piece of crap that posts on forums:
a troll hiding in plain sight. One who likes 3 phallus's in every body cavity at once. That Nizum-noob poster sucks cow balls and rails donkey dorks.
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| 6. | cerro de la silla | ||
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A magic mountain found in northern Mexico with a child factory at the top. This place is the most common place for couples to get their children from. To get to the top you must pass several obstacles and challenges including a rhyming donkey and solve it's riddle. You may also encounter some giant trolls and defeat them in a heated battle to death of GIANT chess. Should the parents accomplish these tasks, they may submit an order to the midget secretary at the top and have their baby straight away paying of 5 minimum wages (5 pesos). Juan: Maria, do you want to make a baby?
Maria: Not really, it's probably more interesting to climb cerro de la silla and get one. Juan: But what about the rhyming donkey? Maria: Putito. |
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| 7. | Tronkey | ||
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Cross between a Donkey and a Troll. That girl next door is a serious Tronkey!
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