A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.
She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".
Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.
"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"
"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"
When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.
Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.
Any act that causes a vagina to tighten or clamp down. Can be the result of a Donkey Punch or similar head trauma.
If I slide out of this girls hole one more time, I'm givin her a snatch ratchet.
West Indian term to describe a woman's vagina with hair.
Man, that ho has one hairy donkey patch
a toe up girl that hangs out in places she doesn't belong acting like she is too good for everyone and comes cheap with the giving up of the snatch. But if she was to give it up would need to be double bagged first.
Look at that Swamp Donkey over there. She needs to get with her herd and stampede away.
• The act of a woman passing wind through her hairy axe wound.
• Another term used for "Pussy Fart"
Also see: "Quiff" , "Cooter Tooter" , "Meat Curtain Beef", "Donkey's Eye Socket After Dinner Mint" , "Beaver Whistle", "Twat Barking" , "Bikini Burger Deer Snorting" , "Box Burp", "Front Fanny Beep" , "Poontang Acoustics" , "Birth Cannon Belching" , "Bearded Clam Beat Boxing".
Guy 1: " Dude I was totally going down on this chick last night and out of nowhere she "Snatch Fluffed" right in my face!"
Guy 2: "Man that's nothing. My wife and I fell asleep in the 69 position and she woke me up with an outrageous Front Fanny Beep!"