while engaged in anal intercourse, pull off a sucessful houdini into the eye and then perform an angry pirate, thus executing a magical pirate.
she faked her orgasm so i gave her a magical pirate.
The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance
Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok
Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.
Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.
in an orgy, when all the dudes donkey punch one chick at the same time
your girl is mad at us because we gave her a donkey beatdown last night
When having sex, take X-lax before the activity, and then shit the liquid feces all over the bitch's body, rendering her like a piglet who rolled around in mud.
Optional: Jizz in her eye, thus making it a blind piglet.
I gave her an angry pig, now she's blind for life.
The art of performing a Donkey Punch, Strawberry Shortcake, Angry Pirate, and a Tony Danza all at the same time.
First you have anal with your partner then you punch her in the back and yell "who's your boss." As your about to ejaculate you pull out, turn her around, kick her in the shin, punch her in the nose, and jizz in her eye, then you scream "Tony Danza!!!"
Hey Bob you wont believe what I did to Cindy last night.
I gave that stanky ass bitch a Drawnky Punatza. Thats why she has a broken nose, an eye patch, and walking with a limp.
You really showed her.
When a guy lays on his stomach and a girl hovers her pelvic region above his face while giving him really amazing head. When he's about to come, he will tense up and not realizing, will shove his face into her ass. At this point, she will enthusiastically cut the cheese/drop the bomb and clamp her ass down on his face to ensure he gets a good whiff of her stench.
Commonly used as an act of revenge for previous sexual wrong doing.
"Last night, I thought my girlfriend had no hard feelings over the donkey punch I gave her the night before, because she was really going down on me hard, but I was wrong and I only found out when I started to come and totally got caught in an atomic mouse-trap, I've learned my lesson."