A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.
Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .
The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.