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13. donkey dick
(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.
"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."
1. donkey dick
a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
2. donkey dick
1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.
1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"
by Danno Apr 1, 2005 add a video
3. donkey dick
Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans
"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."
by Bullzeye Dec 26, 2003 add a video
4. Donkey Dick
A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
5. donkey dick
A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion
Dude, you have a "donkey dick"
by Mic Aug 5, 2004 add a video
6. Donkey Dick
A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.
"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"
7. donkey dick
a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
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