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6.
noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.
"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."
by Uncle Chipsy March 25, 2008
 
1.
A mystical creature that was created in the land of Brunet St, more specifically, the tree of wisdom. They are most known for the estranged sound it makes. 'Eeeee-yuh'

In the winter, the donker's used their pond as an ice rink.
by mugwump99 March 07, 2008
 
2.
A compound of Donkey+Fucker
that Bitch is a Donker
by Dusty Bottoms 69 June 06, 2007
 
3.
A huge pair of boobs, usually on a smaller girl.
Damn! That girl has some donkers!
by Whiteguy1227 August 30, 2009
 
4.
said to a person who has just hiccuped
Mary said donkers over 20 times while John battled a horrible case of hiccups.
by Les Ashill July 27, 2008
 
5.
This is large knobby turd that really thuds the porcelain when you are on the toilet.
Dude, my anus was twisted after dropping a donker this morning.
by jimmy jam slam October 16, 2008
 
7.
A Donker is a meat donut

this is a donut made entirely out of meat

they were popularized in the book April Morning
Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)
by His Royal Dudeness February 04, 2007