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n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009
 
57.
ASs booty, Butt
Yo did u see the bedonke donk on that ho..?
by Keovani March 10, 2003
 
58.
a donkey that is crossbred with a duck

it makes a sound like a quacking ass
holy shit look at that flying donkey!!!
no thats not a flying donkey.......its a motherfucking DONK!!!!!!!!!!!
by donkbitchhoe January 31, 2009
 
59.
A Short,fat,wide person. Similar to a "Chode".
75 percent of the football team is made up of Donks.
by Jigabob12 July 23, 2008
 
60.
1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.

2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.

3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.

2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.

3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
by deweyd8855 December 15, 2007
 
61.
99% of the fulltilt/pokerstars community
when donks suck out on me i skull fuck their grandmothers
by LarryHanson September 04, 2007
 
62.
Donk and its variants, short for Donkey, or stupid play, particularly putting (or donating) lots of chips into a hopeless pot. Occasionally used when someone makes a hand on the river and 'bad beats' another player.
I donked my chips in.

He played like a donkey.

Sorry I rivered you - donkey's have to eat!
by Crackpoet July 29, 2006
 
63.
Australian slang for a vehicle's engine.
"Nice Kingswood mate. What's the donk?"
"308 V8."
"Sweet."
by Jenesis September 12, 2004