n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009
The base measurement for the bounce of a woman's posterior when she walked. larger amounts of bounce are measured in kilodonks and megadonks.
"Dat hoe's ass was, like, a thousand donks"

"Don't you mean, one megadonk?
by Sciencetastic August 26, 2011
Donk is a slang term referring to a type of highly customized automobile, typically an inexpensive American-built sedan from the 1970s,1980s or 1990s. Donks originally grew out of the Dirty South hip hop subculture but the trend has spread across the United States. Vehicles customized in the donk style are distinguished by their outsized (even disproportionate) rims, ranging from 20" to 30" or more in diameter, as well as fanciful custom paint-jobs and expensive audio hardware. Suspension modifications similar to those employed on lifted pickup trucks are made to give adequate clearance for the large rims. Often the suspension is modified so the front end sits slightly higher than the rear end, giving the car a swaggering appearance. Because of the almost comically exaggerated look gained from installing a lifted suspension and enormous rims, donks are also known as "hi-risers" or "sky-scrapers."

Popular vehicles for these types of modifications are full-size Chevrolet, Ford and Chrysler models. Two of the most popular models to modify are the Chevrolet Impala and Chevrolet Monte Carlo. Many enthusiasts agree that the term "donk" was orginally shortened from "donkey," because the Chevolet Impala logo resembled one. The donk label has been applied to other cars, but the only true donk is an Impala. There are several sub-types of donks, although the distinctions are blurred and open to debate. However, most hi-riser enthusiasts agree that a traditional donk is a 1970s-era car with a sloping rear end. A "box" is a sub-type of a donk, usually a 1980s-era car with a boxy or squared-off front and rear end. A "bubble" is another sub-type and is usually a car with smooth, streamlined lines from the 1990s or 2000s.
ridin in tha donk wit tha top down and dat bang in tha trunk
by Dope_BOY_cutlass72 October 16, 2007
To suck or be really bad at something(used in poker or life)
Wow u couldnt make that shot? Your such a donk

He went in with 5's hi, he's the biggest donk in the world
by PR0T3GE August 27, 2010
Sound of instantly erected penis hitting the down side of your office desk in following situations:

1) a hot female colleague has just entered into the office just to say hello or ask something
2) a male colleague/pal of yours has just sent you a web link with hot pics you really like
1) Oh, dude, Bridget dropped in early today wearing that red miniskirt again... I'm sure she could hear the DONK clearly this time, man!
2) Yesterday Gerard sent me a hot chick link and I really went.....DONK!!!!!
by edrocket December 16, 2014
When someone absolutely drops nuts. Donking can be mental or physical but mostly acknowledged as physical.
Guy 1: See that firecracker go off the in Chapel? Jimmy donked hardcore! Trampled Pete's feet and everything, massive donker.

Guy 2: What about TK?

Guy 3: Yeah man he donked too but it was nothin' on Jimmy's donk.
by Martin Donker November 09, 2011
(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.
1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
by traap March 12, 2011
A cushion for the pushing
my best friend has one, and lots of people stare at her donk,
all the time.
by wenislawnmower January 03, 2011

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