n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009
(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.
1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
by traap March 12, 2011
The base measurement for the bounce of a woman's posterior when she walked. larger amounts of bounce are measured in kilodonks and megadonks.
"Dat hoe's ass was, like, a thousand donks"

"Don't you mean, one megadonk?
by Sciencetastic August 26, 2011
To suck or be really bad at something(used in poker or life)
Wow u couldnt make that shot? Your such a donk

He went in with 5's hi, he's the biggest donk in the world
by PR0T3GE August 27, 2010
An Australian man who punches shit for you when you don't have a gun.
Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).
by Markle Sallamonie March 24, 2010
A popular male haircut. A donk is when the benefactor closely shaves the side of their hair while leaving plenty on top to style however desired.
Judith came home for work one evening and talked in depth about one her patient's new donk haircut.
by Reidse January 26, 2013
Donk is 150BPM hardcore rave music which is huge in Northern England , Spain, Russia and Poland. Also know as bounce or scouse house.
Blackout Crew - Put a donk on it. BANING TUNE
by Donkhead November 04, 2013
The art of taking your welfare check and buying a late 70`s early 80`s car preferably a impala or caprice then taking you next welfare check and buying the biggest, ugliest rims you can find and making them fit the car... then drive around spending all your welfare checks on gas and broken parts while you girlfriend and kids starve at home... and you must have the I.Q of a soap dish(most white people have higher I.Q`s)
Check out my donk....she`s rollin on 26`s.. now pass the colt 45
by soccerisstupid July 11, 2013
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