n. in poker, a player who will call any bet rather than fold, even when their cards are bad. Named for the ignorant and unmoveable donkey, the "donk" won't ever move out of a hand and fold, no matter how much you bet. Thus bluffing does no good against donks, so you might as well not even try it. Especially infuriating when these donks end up getting lucky on the turn and the river, coming up with great hands when any reasonable person would have folded long ago. See also "calling station"
I had aces in the hole. I bet huge on all streets. This stupid donk keeps calling me with 7-4 offsuit, and hits a 7 on the turn and a 4 on the river to beat me. Man, do I hate donks.
by benjasdad-2000 June 21, 2009
a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot
oh my gosh wayne is a donk
by anon April 15, 2005
being ugly or otherwise unpleasant
"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"
by Jake January 06, 2005
A human mans erect penis
"Man my girl sucks a good donk!"
by Joey Dee November 09, 2006
An abbreviation of donkey used to define a person who listens to Donk music. Given as a name to total mosh heads with no taste in music, Those who listen to Donk NEED to be stoned as they would'nt listen to it otherwise
"lets get stoned and listen to some donk!"
by angelj August 22, 2006
The sound of a pistol whip to the back of the face. Could also be followed by kadead.
Kyle: What the heck?!
Dave: I just donked you on the back of your face! Kadead!
by Darin Number 2 April 18, 2007
The sound supposedly made when inserting something into ones ass.
I think I'll do something with this random object. Eh... *donk*
by Bleach Injected May 11, 2003
donks is when you walk around aimlessly and manage to win, also known as super lucky.
Oh my god you pulled a donks.

Wow thats sooo donks.
by nb November 09, 2003

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