Donghoon

Donghoons are the most soulful lads you will ever meet in any lifetime. They are insightful about everything and everyone and are wise beyond their years. Extremely extraverted and will fight for the ones he loves passionately. Eyes sparkle, even when he isnt all that happy. Is kind, and gives of himself more than he should. People sometimes take advantage of that, but he always knows, and still gives because he is just a fundamentally good person. Knows when to walk away and almost always gets what he wants.

The most charming, extrovert you'll ever meet. Loves dogs and food and moonlights. Believes in God, magic, spirituality and living life to the fullest. Loves adventure and laughing.

Always reliable at heart, but you'll rarely get to tie him down and keep him to yourself. Feels everything at all times.

Rarely ever home. Always influential and knows everyone! Is a ladies man, but how are you supposed to find the one when everyone will be with you?

Donghoon is the best human i know. Hope he gets the good energy he puts out there.

Donghoon by Koreanteasipper June 21, 2021

Donghorn

Like a shoehorn that guide's one's foot into a shoe, a donghorn is a man who diligently works to assist his fornicating friends in their quest for sexual intercourse.

John is always helping his friends get laid; he's a true donghorn.

Donghorn by Jogglers2 May 18, 2009

donghoon

n. an asian guy who is whiter than white people

i thought he was white, but now I know he's donghoon.

donghoon by lady bitchtits November 20, 2013

Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004

Longhorns

The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.

USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!

Longhorns by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006

Texas Longhorns 

The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.

"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"

"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."

Texas Longhorns by The Horns Guy March 1, 2010