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1. drilldo
A giant Dong, used incorporation with a cordless drill which is used to pleasure a women's vagina.
Im going to fuck the shit out of you with this drilldo.
2. turkish drill press
Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.
Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.
3. Kentucky Eel
Kentucky Eel

When a hillbilly lubes up his dong with motor oil drippings from his pickup and fucks a mule.
"Dang, Klem! That-there bacon lube shore got Biff more slippery than a Kentucky eel!"
4. Sausage King
a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).
Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.
5. Denyka
another word for a
-penis.
-cock.
-dick.
-trouser snake.
-wilkins.
-free willy.
-schlanger.
-meat stick.
-baloni.
-gear-stick.
-glory pole.
-plow.
-lap rocket.
-whoopi stick.
-nether rod.
-johnson.
-penetrator.
-power drill.
-nine.
-wang.
-weiner.
-schlong.
-dong.
-erection.
-pecker.
-knob.
-shaft.
-rod.
-boner.
-stiffy.
-hard-on.
-woody.
-member.
-pee-pee.
-sausage.
-ding-dong.
-hot dog.
-chubby.
-pork sword.
-alabama black snake.
-weenus.
-ball chain.
-one eyed monster.
-ferret.
-winkie.
-fuck stick.
-third leg.
-tool.
-pole.
-little pony.
-beef bazooka.
-flesh rocket.
-big one.
-love torpedo.
-tall tommy.
-peter the great.
-golden scally-wag.
-john henry.
-sword.
-lightsaber.
-one-eyed giant.
:)
denyka: OH ZEKE! i love you, aaawwwww you're beeeeautifulll!!
6. Warm part
Another word for the male part formally known as "penis."
Kevin: Hey, I hear you let Susan touch your warm part. Great job. ;)
Dave: Oh yeah? Where'd you hear this from?
Kevin: I was there.
7. penis
The word that has more synonyms than any other word in the English language
A small selection of the synonyms for "penis":

adder
baby-maker
banana
bazooka
bell-end
bell on a pole
big boy
bishop
beef
beef whistle
boerewors
boerie
boomslang
burrito
bratwurst
cannon
choad
chopper
club
cock
cum shooter
custard launcher
dagger
dick
dickie
ding dong
dog head
dolphin
dong
donger
dork
dragon
drill bit
eggroll
enchilada
fang
fence post
ferret
fire hose
flagpole
frank (& beans)
fuck rod
groin ferret
heat-seeking missile
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas
joystick
kickstand
knob
krull the warrior king
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
little guy
lizard (as in "drain the...")
longfellow
Long John
love muscle
luigi
major general
manhood
meat cigar
meat injection
meat popsicle
meat stick
member
meneer
middle stump
mini me
monkey
mushroom head
mutton
noodle
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
peel
peepee (children's term)
percy
peter
phallus
piece
piston
plug
pole
pork sword
prick
princess sophia
private eye
private part
pump-action shotgun
purple-helmeted warrior
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rocket
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
sceptre
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
sergeant major
serpent
shaft
short arm
skin flute
snake
soldier
sperminator
springroll
stick
sword
tadger
tallywhacker
tassle
thi...
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