| 29. | tl, dr | ||
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Something so goddamned long, you sure as hell ain't gonna read it. I rode the same school bus from K through 8. I hated that bus. I was the very last person to get on and it was completely packed by the time it got around to me. There was never a place to sit and when there was, it was usually next to some torturous wretch who filtered through the muck of the Missouri river. What followed was generally thirty minutes of foul odor, beaver-trapping stories and a complete overload of my nervous system. No wonder I had anxiety issues.
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That all changed starting with my freshman year. For some bizarre reason, the bus routes were completely overhauled. I can only guess now, looking back with my jaundiced eye, that this was due to some sort of financial situation. Whatever the cause, I was elated. Not only was I the exact first person on the bus, but my best friend, Joe rode the same bus. As luck would have it, we were the two oldest kids riding. All of this meant that we got the coveted back seats, where we ruled with an iron fist. Actually, there could be worse tyrants. Hitler killed umpteen-million people. All we did was offer little girls candy to come sit with us. Of course, being raised by good parents, they never accepted. However, being the fair individuals we were, we would usually give them the candy anyway. Unfortunately for Helen and Mandy, they always seemed to get forced toward the back of the bus, where Joe and I sat waiting with our Brach's cinnamon discs at the ready. Did we ever once get thanked for our astonishing gene... |
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| 30. | Manowar | ||
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A really good band. One of the better ones around.
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Sadly, however, their reputation is ruined by self-righteous "Manowarriors" who throw around the words "true metal," "false metal" and "poser" to justify all of their opinions about music. What true metal REALLY means: Metal that comes from the heart, is played with real passion, and is not made just for money or mass appeal - NOT "any band that I really like." False metal is any metal that is the opposite of this - NOT "any band that I don't like," unlike what many of the idiots on this site say. ALSO, a poser is someone who tries to be something/one that they are not by any means, like a preppy trying to be an emo - NOT "any person who doesn't like Manowar." What this basically means is that there may be a band out there that you like, but is not "true metal," and there may be a band that you really hate, but they ARE "true metal." And hell, there may be some big Manowar fans out there who are total posers themselves. Don't bend their words to try to justify any dumb opinion you may have. For example, some people have said Lamb of God |
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| 31. | BNP | ||
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A Nazi Party here in the UK. Some rejects who have to act like politics because they can't get a real job as a Politic. Their leader Nick 'wannabe Hitler' Griffin is full of shit and claims not to be racist when he on national television actually is!!!! Their voters are a bunch of Chav families who don't know any better and couldn't give a shit about the English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Canadians, Americans, Polish, French and the whole British Commenwealth sacrifice in WW2 who fought to stop the Nazis taking over Europe and the UK! They support the BNP they technically are Nazis. They keep using muslims as an excuse for there reasons that Britian is losing its identity when its not! They say that all non-British people should leave however that would leave about 3/4 of the population as chavs who support the BNP. They also hate African-British and Asian-British people and believe in a pure White-British country. However they believe in the Death Penality for major offences eg. murder, rape etc. But they also have the stupid idea for the death penality for petty crimes eg. Burglary and pick pockets which they do (btw assult is also their way of getting their point across, so maybe if they came into power they would kill each other off! WOOO). They are football loving people even though Rugby and American Sport is way better! The BNP only get the attention of stupid rejects who don't like democratic competition and therefore claim jobs are been taken away from them! (Well i... more...
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| 32. | Poseur | ||
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{emo/goth, or say they are 'sk8ter' poseurs}Someone who acts different than themselves to look 'cool' to others. They might be shopping at areopostale one day, which they call the "prep store." because poseurs highly listen to stereotypes, but they next day they'll be buying everything at hot topic and buying Converse and then writing on them to be cool.
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They often mimic the girls at school who are popular in their cliques and have boyfriends with side parted long hair. So they ditch their old clothes and take notes of what they wear and go to hot topic to buy them I.E. :Yeah i saw a stidded belt on her mypace, so i'm going to go buy one!" Then they buy a pyramid belt because their posuers. or, say their little poseur idols wear headbands but don't even use them to hold their hair back, they rush to claires to buy tons of lime green and black ones. But they on't tell anyone where they got them at, because they also think claire's is a 'prep store.' they use anything as an axcuse to be emo. I.e. They get a rude comment on myspace and say "i think i'm going to be emo." even though they think emo means tight pants and a razor, with band tee's. Poseurs call other people posuers, but they spell it "poser." Although the people that tell them this are either not popular, so they don't care, or 2, they were their little idols they mimiced so they tell everyone hlow mean they were to them, so they can act emo, and make themselves be better then them. Even though this is wha... |
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| 33. | MySpace | ||
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A most awful place indeed.
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Usually when you first create one, it will consume your life, and everything you post and do and your first pics will make you look incredibly stupid, because more than likely you'll probably be trying too hard to look cool. Some people outgrow this phase, some don't unfortunately. Make sure you use good grammar, try to sound as smart as possible, don't complain about anything and don't post bulletins about random things because most of the people there suck and take dumb things like the internet too seriously and will attack you for the smallest things. People there really do suck. Some people are really uptight and stuck up and will say they get annoyed at the things you post on bulletins or in groups and will get on your case and/or delete you from their friend list, which is really silly because people have the freedom to post whatever they want, and if someone's bulletins or posts in a group are bothering you so bad, why not just simply ignore them? No one said you had to read them. Some people are really two faced and they'll act really cool in real life, but they'll become a total asshole on MySpace or vice versa. Then there's the really conceited and arrogant pricks who act like they're totally the shit and think they're better than everyone else and take a bunch of pictures of themselves shirtless(guys) or in very revealing clothing(girls). And then you have stupid emo and scene kids who act really depressed, pathetic and p... |
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| 34. | ying yang twins | ||
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Two Black rappers out of Atlanta, Georgia. They usually rap about clubs and girls but they also have some slow songs and a couple songs about life. I personally love them, when your at a party you don't want to here some person talking about genocide, war, and abortion, you want to hear some music that gets the girls to dance, something that brings life to the party and that's exactly what the Ying Yang Twins do. They are NOT the best rappers but they ARE one of the best rap artists to make fun songs about clubbing, strippers, and just having a good time. If your offended but what they say than chances are you are a snobbish rich bitch that can't appreciate anything other than classical jazz, you are a fem-nazi that thinks that it degrades women even though women sign up to be in the videos, the songs, and buy the album. Or your just a hater that spends their time causing "Online Drama". By the way this definiton is by an Italian American in the North East so this shows that all different types of ppl like their music. Person 1: The Ying Yang twins don't rap about the war, or people dying or terrorists, they are so stupid.
Person 1: Well when your at a party who wants to hear a song about people dying or a serious situation? |
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| 35. | circumcision | ||
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This is an operation done to appease the mighty and vengeful god because god hates foreskins more than anything and if you don't have yours forcibly removed without your consent he will send you to hell.
Any man who dies with his foreskin intact will have rains of sulfur fall upon him. He shall drown in a lake of fire while being stabbed by demons' pitchforks and eating shards of glass. The only thing that god hates more than foreskins is sodomy. Things that he hates less than foreskins include theft, manslaughter, murder, and any of the seven deadly sins. God: Augh! What's that thing on that guy's dick?
Person: Uh, it's a foreskin. God: Well what's it doing there! Person: You... are the one who put it there. Remember? You created man in your own image and that included giving him a foreskin. God: Yeah, but jesus! I hate those things! Make him get rid of it! Person: What, like make him get a circumcision? God: Yeah! Person: Even though every male is born with a foreskin, and there's no health reason to remove it, and removing it will deprive him of pleasure, and he's not yet old enough to consent to the surgery, and h-- God: Yes! |
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