| 246. | In kid | ||
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*DEFINITION*
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In kid In has two meanings: In = inventive In = Individual and "kid" is just a added flair to the whole In scene. Also if someone asks you if your a In kid, you CAN admit it...un-like emo scene you can't..idk why but hay "that's their rules...but we have ours". Also a In kid is NOT the same as a Indie kid or Scene kid...we are just a lot more uniqe and free, that's all :D *BEING* The In scene is not like emo scene; un-like emo scene we are individuals, and unique in our own ways, we don't go with the flow of the crowd...we stop the flow if anything. To be a In kid you have to be confident, smart, and your-self! it's nothing certain to how your personality is suppose to be like if you wanna be a In kid. A In kid is very expressive, and not the other way around: un-like emo and punk scenes; "me as a In kid i am very expressive and don't try to be what others want me to be or try to be someone else". *GENDERS* A In kid has to be sure of him/her self, you could be a girl or a boy it doesn't matter if you wanna be a In kid, but you are considered a poser if you are gay, bi, or anything else that has to do with that because, a In kid also complies with the things in the Scripture (Bible) |
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| 247. | Zombic | ||
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It is a religion in which we believe in:
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we have a zombie jesus named Marvin. Our leader is Marvin, not god, leader. you may know him as the zombie jesus. Marvins date of birth is not known because honestly no one knows a person is a jesus when they are born. Marvin was a male who was a sexy mother fucker, he lived his life to the fullest, when in his 20's (during the 80's) he drank alcohol, went to lots of shows,fucked as many women as possible and did what ever the fuck he wanted. which is why we do not tell you not to do many things, there are only a few no nos.Marvin died, and was reincarnated the following year on the date of his death he killed many people but was brutally murder with a shot gun. There will be zombie apocalypse which we call zomb-aclypse.when is unknown but what will happen is all dead believers in zombic will arise and eat till they explode,literally. and all living believers in zombic will not be harmedand when the die, many years later there will be another zomb-aclypse which they wil participate in. When meeting another zombic feel more then welcome to use our secret password. (om nom nom nom) when engaging in conversation. not only is it a funny word.but it also ressembles the sound of zombies eating stupid people brains. Please remeber that zombies only eat stupid people brains only because all the smart people learn to stay away from the zombies and are most likely zombic, but all the idotic... |
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| 248. | Morristown | ||
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You Know You're From Morristown When: 1. Going to the movies is the most exciting thing to do. 2. Speedwell avenue is littered with mexicans hanging around Pan Pizza 3. Mexicans hang out by the train station as early as 5:00 looking for someone to "hire them 4. The high school is considered ghetto even though it is 60% white 5. Football and hockey games are where it's at 6. Half the minorities in the high school work at Century 21 7. The center of town is named after a color 8. There are two dunkin donuts within a half mile radius 9. No one ever flushes 10. Half of your friends go to another school 11. Everything looks old as hell 12. There are four floors in the high school 13. The pool is pretty much hair gel, pee and chlorine 14. You really, really can't accept losing at anything 15. Hackysack is the cool thing for underclassmen to do at lunch 16. There is a school store, but inothing in there 17. You don't have to eat lunch in the cafeteria 18. The one teacher you don't want is Mr. Ferrante 19. You never use all your snow days 20. The one substitute you want is Mr. Joe 21. You've had one or more teachers who are more than four inches shorter than you. 22. Your principal has a mole on her head the size of a quarter 23. Everyone hates Osborne 24. The band is pretty good but they're all considered to be the biggest fags on the planet 25. You've fought someone in Cluck U 26. Randolph is your main rival 27. Driver's ed is the best class you'l... |
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| 249. | Huffer | ||
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A denizen of "The Huffington Post" blog: "One who breathes in the rarified, oxygen-starved air of 'The Huffington Post'." "Hi, I'm E. Feet Liberal and I care about important things. That's why I rely on 'The Huffington Post' to keep me up to date with: more...
--politically incorrect words/ideas that have been newly banned by the intellectually enlightened --inane progressive ideology --the latest DNC talking points --cheap shots aimed at anyone and anything to the right of Noam Chomsky and glowing reports about how President Obama is so totally awesome! When common sense and reality threaten to burst my rose colored, progressive bubble, I gain solace from being a Huffer. Reading the anti-American opinions, half-truths and cherry-picked facts reassures me that my hysterical hand wringing, misplaced activism, and blogging about the same, is a wise life's devotion. Amazingly though, there are people who post disagreements with my utopian worldview. They have humbly suggested that my advocacy has no lasting spiritual value--that it's all just wood, hay and stubble. Can you imagine that? For Pete's sake, I'm trying to save the planet from the evils of free market economics! Don't worry though, during these comment exchanges I call upon my academic background, and 'rhetorical kung-fu' skills, to provide a reasoned and enlightened response. First, I stereotype the dissenters as 'typical conservative, racist, sexist, bigot, Freeper, Zionist, homophobe, inbred, Fox News, wing nut, hate mongers.' Then, building on that foundation, I am able to summarily dismiss everything that the dissenters have to... |
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| 250. | Scene | ||
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In this day and time, the word 'scene' is another stereotype that generally describes a male or female that believe they are more 'different' or 'unique' in a crowd of people. In actuality, though, 'scenesters'(as they're more commonly referred as) are only judging themselves by another teenage stereotype, and can't actually be 'unique' since teenagers across the world try to pull of the trend. more...
This stereotype is modeled mostly by models such as Kiki Kannibal, Audrey Kitching, Hannabeth, Zui Suicide, etc, and as mentioned before, teenagers varying from 12-21 try to pull off this trend that mentioned models have succeeded in pulling off. To become a scenester, it's very common to have fried black or platinum blonde hair with different sort of extensions or coon tails placed all over their hair. Usually girls who try to pull of the scene style tend to 'tease' their hair, by simply back brushing their short layers with a teasing comb. Guys, as well, usually stick to blond or black hair, that is usually combed over one eye or perhaps even both. Though it is not frowned upon, most 'scene guys' tend not to color their hair like the girls do, although it is used. Most people who try to pull of the style try to pierce their face(usually piercings such as septums, snakebites, angelbites, nose rings, or lip rings), though a lot of scenesters choose not to damage their face with piercing rings. Even though body jewelry usually bolds the scene look, most of the time, scene girls te... |
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| 251. | Rap | ||
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A form of music that has so much potential to be good, but due to complete lack of creativity is kinda sucky. Ever since The Millenium hit and Diddy introduced glitter suits, rap consists mostly of rapping about money, possessions or the number of "bad bitches" that one can corral depending on the quality of said bitch. Most people tend to hate rap because of the above reason, but sometimes they should consider where most rappers come from. If you are raised in poverty for most of your young life and suddenly become rich and can have anything you've ever wanted, you'd also be pretty damn eager to showboat. Sometimes you can't blame a rapper for wanting to celebrate his success but it is very understandable that one can be annoyed when almost every rapper does it ALL THE TIME. To me, a rappers first album is usually ok (unless you are Soulja Boy) because there is a lot of truth behind what they say regardless if you like their message or not. But a few years and albums later they will still be talking about what they did "back then" as opposed to what they do "now". Image plays a large role in that. Once again, there's not much to go around in the ghetto, so people will look up to you if you have money and cars and all that. Unfortunately, the people that get the majority of the money are drug dealers and such. All the youngsters see that and envy it even though it's wrong because they want to be respected and have something to feel good about. In addition they've grown up ... more...
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| 252. | Asian Parents | ||
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1) If you're on the computer for more than an hour (not studying)- bam they'll take away your computer away, ground you, punish you..whatever they feel like doing. more...
2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it! 3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT? Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy. Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl. Boy: But I like my hair mom! Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon - 4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN) Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@ Girl: But I just --(cut off) Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$ 5) Their grade system A- only thing acceptable B- beating C- seriously kid, you better runaway now! D- death F- ********************* 6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist 7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN) 8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sp... |
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