The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

Definition of Eric Irizarry- pronounced "EWIC IWIZAWWY" person, noun, or verb
He has had approximately 35 unaccredited non speaking roles and appearances in All kinds of walk roles and minor character fill-in parts in independent films and a few "extra" roles in major motion pictures.
He has loyal Fans. Called "EWICAS"
he is just randomly amazing at Everything for NO REASON AT ALL. Like any sport + ping pong and throwing stuff.
Also he has this smile that tells every emotion he could possibly be feeling at the moment: happy, hungry, tired, bored, embarrassed, judgmental, angry, It’s all the same exact smile.
That is why the Eric's angry smile is the scariest because you never know if it’s legit anger or not.
No matter what happens the Eric always presumes everything to be "all good".
he has a verb named after him that is called, “pulling an Eric”.When you do somethin nice for someone out of the goodness of your heart
Erics also have this weird habit of only going on facebook when there is a room full of people behind him just to be anti-social on a social network.
Erics are also very polite when it comes to kicking out his friends, he uses *Rule # Eric: “I think you should go”. Eric can kick you out of his room, study areas, bathrooms, hallways, and yes even your own room.
Usually if you cannot explain why Eric can do something that normal people cannot it’s just because he’s Eric, don’t question it.

People who buy top brand products and act cool when they are really being used as a milking cow by large corporations. These people represent the "retarded nation." 99.67% of the "retarded nation" don't even know that they are corporate slaves.

Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

Its an abbreviation for Call Me When You Get A Life. This can be used when you dont feel like typing out the whole phrase or you dont have enough space/characters left. Can be used on formspring.