don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along
Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.
by James Louis March 22, 2008
A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)
It's just a rough definition. Don't tase me, bro!
by Man Machine September 19, 2007
Don't tase me, bro! From a john kerry q&a when one student started asking questions and going a tad rampant with them in which the cops tased him.
striketh me not with yon lightning box brethren. Striketh me not with yon lightning box!! I madeth no offence!!! Alack! Alaaack!!!!(Don't tase me, bro in medieval times)
by Justin Swatloski September 22, 2007
Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....
"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"
by osibisa November 01, 2007
What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

by The Official Haji November 01, 2007
A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)
Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!
by Touchable Garments September 24, 2007
to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves
After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.
by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer September 24, 2007

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