a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.
male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even
by Just Me December 04, 2003
"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.
"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."
by Anna December 01, 2003
Short version of Don't even bother
1: Thanks
2: Don't even
by WK Coke can December 04, 2003
One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.
"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"
by AshleyP December 07, 2005
exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your cock brush her anus. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.
Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Don't even....!
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.
by moofmonkey December 01, 2003
The lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.
"Bro, you seem totally out of it today."
"I just don't even."
by athenswill October 13, 2014

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